rhamphotheca:

Amazon Wood Lizard or Guichenot’s Dwarf Iguana (Enyalioides laticeps), family Hoplocercidae, from Amazonian Eastern Ecuador

(photo: Santiago Ron)

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The board games Trouble and Sorry are another pair of things that look the same in my head and thus I have a difficult time differentiating them.

Computer program at work no longer permits me to save. Two weeks of work- back to square one!
Sometimes it’s nice to have a ‘restore original settings’ option, though. This time around, I’ll know what I’m doing, and I’ll do a cleaner and better job. I think I’d choose a Restore button over an Undo in life.

rhamphotheca:

an animal used to live in here.

a cephalopod.

where is your outrage now?

where is society when you need it?

animals are useful for eating. or design. or.

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How i feel now that everything is over

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(Gracious tmi warning)

I’ve come to realize, through my current episode of suffering from canker sores (TWO at once this time; thank god theyre on the same side otherwise i might have starved to death by now) that these things make me unhappier than most bad things in life. I’ve been in a subpar mood for the past couple of days because of this. Eating makes me very happy, and since the sores make eating nigh impossible without me tearing from the pain, I have been upset with the world.

Apparently susceptibility to canker sores are genetic, so this is clearly all my parents’ fault. It doesn’t help that sometimes when I sneeze the force of it impales my tongue on the sharp back parts of my teeth. At their prime, the sores are so painful that I refrain from talking with that side of my mouth (sounding like a retard in the process) and resort to chewing with my mouth open to avoid contact of food to sore, which is unpleasant for everyone in the vicinity.

Yes i’m being a bitch about this, as Rob has kindly pointed out, but I wanted to illustrate how much I desire to eat food unimpaired.

I could go on and on about this, including:
- different foods and the varying degrees of pain they inflict, plotted on a line graph
- remedies (there are none)
- history of the canker sore
- my first canker sore
- average duration of symptoms
- epiphany the importance of the tongue’s role in eating
- proposal on intentional inducing of canker sores as a solution for obesity

And so on.

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capeeeeshh:

the-chosen-hero:

I’d frolic the heck out of that field.

^^ Relevant.

wonka-bar:

you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa

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